I am tremblin’ with fear. The doctor’s office has sent me a notice on YELLOW PAPER that my payment is due NOW. What am I to do? The yellow paper is right up there is a horse head in your bed. Oh wait, that’s right, now that the yellow paper is here I can simply pull $300+ out of my ass. I forgot.
By the way the bill was paid but it must not have gotten there in time for the YELLOW PAPER to be released. How am I suppose to live with this for the rest of my life. In fact I think I have a lifetime of pain and suffering ahead of me. Someone get me a lawyer.