10 Times When War IS the Answer

I saw this sign (well a similar sign) on someone’s lawn the other day (before it was covered with April snow). I’ve seen this and heard it probably a thousand times since the 60s (many of those times I saw it through “rose-colored glasses” if you catch my drug-referenced drift) but this time I stopped and thought “that’s not true.” There are many times when war IS the answer. For instance:

 

1.  What song did Edwin Starr sing in 1970 (Good God why’all)?

2.  What is a card game where each player turns up a card at the same time and the player with the higher card takes both cards and at the end your brother says you were a cheater but you know he was a cheater AND a stinky face?

3.  After the attack on Pearl Harbor Roosevelt declared what?
a.  War
b.  His vacation to Hawaii was postponed
c.  We need to find a date that will live in infamy
d.  His love for Eleanor

4.  What is RAW spelled backwards?

5.  Nixon (Richard not Cynthia) declared what on drugs:
a. War
b. Clemency
c. Veto
d. No knowledge of any cover-up

6.   ____ and Peace is an incredibly long book by Leo Tolstoy that people say they have read but in reality very few people have ever read preferring the Cliff notes.

7.   Fill in the blank: A favorite game at a summer picnic is tug of _______ except for Uncle Fred who last year was a little wasted and when he was pulled over the line fell down, broke his hip, and has ever since been as ornery as a Republican at a Women’s March.

6.   ____ and Peace is an incredibly long book by Leo Tolstoy that people say they have read but in reality very few people have ever read preferring the Cliff notes.

8.  Christian soldiers were marching onward as to what?
a.  Sunday brunch at iHop
b.  War
c.  A parking lot filled with mini-vans, SUVs, and an occasional Hummer
d.  Get home and watch football

9.  What does “W” “A” “R” spell?

10.  What should governments try to avoid all the time?
a.  War
b.  War
c.  War
d.  Allowing Roseanne to sing the National Anthem

On the other hand what is the answer:

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