Vactioning With God

jesus resortThis ad caught my eye “Riverside Resort — Owned by God … Operated by Jim & Jeanette.” I’m thinking it has the Fisher of Men Boat Rental – If You Can’t Walk On Water Then Ride On Water; Virgin Mary Woods – Untouched by Man; and John the Baptist Beach – Wash Away Your Cares and Your Sins.

Also good when finances get a little tight – I mean who’s going to come after God? Ye without debt foreclose the first loan.