A Few Thoughts

Well I think a lack of sleep is finally catching up with me.  Yesterday I was putting on my bra and I was thinking why does this feel so funny.  Well I realized that I already had a bra on … I mean I know layering is the new thing but I don’t think this is what they had in mind.

Watching the Olympics?  I am and I hurt just from watching those women crashing in the downhill yesterday.  I think they should have replays with the sound effects used in cartoons … boing, bonk, zing.

And on the news is more airport screening news … we will now have our hands swabbed in a look for chemicals.  So what is the clip on the news, this woman who must be about 85 who is being frisked with a wand and then having her hands swabbed.  They probably detected Metamucil and Dentucreme and detained her.

Finally, I got a CD from the library called “Sleepytime Tunes Lullaby Renditions of Jimmy Buffet.”  Yes, mom and dad, now your baby can be lulled to sleep with such tunes as “Margaritaville” and “Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw.”  Sweet dreams baby, sweet dreams.