A New Career for Mary

Well I have found my future career. Yes I can see it now “Mary Hirsch, Certified Firewalker” oh my parents would be so proud.

I find these ads I get on Facebook are not only amusing but I’m not sure how I’m picked for them. I usually get that ad that tells me 1474 men are looking for me — it’s a damn good thing I’m not paranoid (or am I). I also have an ad for “Faithful Women Wanted” from senior people meet but it has a picture of a young police officer. Makes you think Faithful Women are wanted for line-ups or a revival of Cell Block B (or was it C or DD)?

So now that I have a new direction to my career path I better get going — anyone have a match?