A Nice Warm Feeling Isn’t Always A Good Thing

So last night I’m sitting on the couch with Freckles sound asleep next to me. I just finished watching “The Closer” and I thought “what’s that nice warm feeling coming over me” when I realized Freckles had peed in her sleep.

This was the first time she’s ever done that and how mad could I get — she was probably having a dream that she was outside in the grass. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been dreaming I’m on the porcelain throne when I wake up just in time to realize I’m not there but better get there soon. When I picked her up she looked as shocked as me. So there we are … two aging ladies with bladder issues.
She has, actually, peed one other time on the couch. That was after my friends Sue, Sue, and Peter had been over. Peter had chosen to sit on her end of the couch. After they left she walked over and marked her territory. A girl’s got to do what a girl’s got to do.
So the next time a nice warm feeling comes over me, I’m going to check for precipitation.