Oh s*it I have a cold. My eyes are watering, my nose is running, my lungs are coughing — that’s the most active my body has been in years.

I’m really bummed because my friend Geri is having a birthday party tomorrow so I hope I can make myself feel better by then. Why couldn’t I get this next weekend when I have nothing to do? Oh well.
When I’m sick is one of the few times I wish I was married so someone else could do the laundry, empty the dishwasher, pick up all the dirty tissues laying around the house. Oh wait, I was married and that NEVER happened so I must be watching too much television again.
Well have a good Friday and stay away from me. Achoo.