America’s Next Top Model

I’m practicing my Tyra looks. What do you think? I’m looking sexy, angry, innocent, stupid. Did I nail it or what? Yes this marketing thing isn’t working out the way I was hoping so I’m going to pursue a career as a model. I’m sure there is a market for overweight, middle-aged, asthmatic, goofy looking models. And if this doesn’t work, then I am going to go after my dream job – a tap dancing proctologist.