Before and After

It’s your basic before and after picture …

Before = I just got up, my hair is a mess, I’m thinking about very early retirement, I’m hungry, thirsty, and my teeth feel like some sort of critter walked on them during the night
After = I’ve had a shower, my hair is gorgeous, I’m thinking about very early retirement, I’m still hungry, my teeth are fresh and minty, Freckles is sleeping and waiting for me.
So who would you rather spend time with?