Scene: A beautiful, overworked, underpaid, redhead goddess is on the elevator going to get something for lunch. We stop on 13 and a man gets on. He is looking at the floor buttons.
Man: I need to get to the basement.
Goddess: This elevator doesn’t go to the basement.
Man: But, I need to get to the basement.
Goddess: Well you better get a shovel. [smile]
Man: You think that’s funny???
Goddess: I think it’s hysterical.
The End (luckily of the story, not the Goddess who forgets that not everyone “gets” her).