Elevator: A One Act Play

elevatorBased on a true story that happened 10 minutes ago on the elevator at work.

Scene: A beautiful, overworked, underpaid, redhead goddess is on the elevator going to get something for lunch. We stop on 13 and a man gets on.  He is looking at the floor buttons.

Man:  I need to get to the basement.

Goddess:  This elevator doesn’t go to the basement.

Man: But, I need to get to the basement.

Goddess: Well you better get a shovel. [smile]

Man: You think that’s funny???

Goddess: I think it’s hysterical.

The End (luckily of the story, not the Goddess who forgets that not everyone “gets” her).