Good Morning, No Really, Good Morning

Oh what a beautiful morning.

I got such a good night’s sleep. I don’t know if it was because I was so tired or because I didn’t take that horrible medicine but I don’t care. The world is a lot nicer when you aren’t exhausted.
I’ve decided to get a GPS. I had one when I was out in California (I’m starting to sound like Cliff Clavin and his Florida trip). It was nice to be told turn left, turn right, I said right you idiot. I had a special GPS — the LSEGPS (low self esteem GPS). Actually there are a couple of things that I would have liked to have on the GPS. For instance, when you are going the same way for a long distance every once in a while it should say “Hey you are still going the right way, that’s fantastic” or “Way to go Mary, Way to go!” just to let you know it’s still working. My favorite thing was when I was leaving to head back to Santa Barbara I plugged in the address of the rental return but I knew I was going to go a couple blocks out of the way to get a McDonald’s breakfast. So when I didn’t turn when I was suppose to it says “Recalculating, turn right on …” Well I turned left and it says “Recalculating, go straight .3 miles” and I turned left again. It was so patient with me, it should be programmed to say “Well if you aren’t going to listen to me, I’m not going to talk to you anymore.” Even better, it could have a karaoke program so on a long drive the two of us can sing as we roll along.