How To Keep A Miner Busy

Have you heard about the 33 miners in Chile who may be stuck in a hole until Christmas? I don’t know if I could do it, stay in a small confined space with 32 other people waiting for some sort of “treat” to come out a pipe.

I would be afraid of the guy who said “Hey I have an idea, let’s play a game. Let’s pretend we are soccer players whose planes have crashed in the Andes.” What are you going to do? Crawl up the 6″ pipe?
“Doctors say they plan to keep the men informed and busy.” Great. They’ll yell down the pipe “You’re still stuck!” and then try to start up a rousing game of I Spy. “I spy with my little eye some dirt.” Game over.
Tomorrow get ready for a session of “Hide and Seek.”