I Am An Idiot Savant Minus The Savant

I wrote a nice post saluting fathers until I realized it wasn’t Father’s Day today. I thought it was the second Sunday in June and I was wondering why the Target ad was about Father’s Day — thinking they sure didn’t give people much time to buy a gift.

I really need to check myself into a home and stay there. People come in and write on the board:
Today is Sunday
It is Not Father’s Day
Your name is Mary
It is still Not Father’s Day
Oh well, I guess I should just go back to bed and wait for the “wagon” to come for me. Yikes.