I Look So Lifelike

I have a Google alert set of Mary Hirsch just so I can see when I am linked with George Clooney, Keifer Sutherland, and Peewee Herman. The other day I found out I was dead. I also found out I had 13 children and was a wonderful homemaker. Wow, no wonder I’m gone.

Well, I want to assure you that I’m still here, at least today — you know that river is rising and I’m not a strong swimmer!
Yesterday I went to pick up my prescriptions – $250 – so I’ve met half of my Rx deductible … oh no wait the deductible went up $250 so I guess I’m back to square one. Perhaps I could stop taking them — I mean after all I have passed on so I don’t really need them.