I hate this day every year — couldn’t I just phone it in? Why can’t we have virtual physicals? I’ve had the same doctor since 1988 so it’s not like anything is going to be a surprise to her, but some how I keep thinking she calls up all her doctor friends and tells them about this medical disaster she saw today. Oh well. I better get going. I want to get there before all the instruments start to warm up. Nothing quite as much fun as a cold speculum to start your day.