Men. Can’t Live With Them; Pass The Beer Nuts

According to my hair it is going to be hot and muggy — my meteorological term is hoggy. I think I should be on the Weather Channel with a hair report each day.

Now for the big news of the day — Wienergate. I have to ask what is wrong with these guys? Wiener, Schwarzenegger, Edwards, etc. etc. In the words of Seinfeld’s Elaine Benes “I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.” I also wonder about the women who get into these relationships. These guys are married, move on. They aren’t going to leave anyone for you and you will always be number two or three or four. And even if they do leave their wife for you, then you will always have to wonder will he leave me for someone else?

This is why I think you are better off with a dog or a book. Here are my top 10 reasons why its better to take a book to bed than a man:

1. A book won’t get you pregnant
2. You don’t have to pretend it’s the best book you’ve ever read
3. You don’t have to shave your legs for a book
4. You can go to sleep when you want
5. A book will be there in the morning
6. If you don’t like it there are always new books waiting for you
7. A book won’t leave you for a younger reader
8. A small book is as good (sometimes better) than a big book
9. Your best friend will let you borrow her book
10. No wet spots