My Baby’s Getting Married

My nephew Perry has announced that he and his girlfriend Camila are getting married, probably in October. Perry moved to Chile last February, leaving behind his aged but delightful favorite aunt (that would be me). But he’s in love and now he’s getting married and that is exciting.

I hope I’ll be able to go to the wedding but it’s going to be pretty expensive and it will be after I swim with the dolphins so unless my lottery tickets pay off, I may not make it. Which is too bad for them because I was going to sing some of my favorite wedding tunes: Roll Out the Barrel, Don’t Come Home A Drinkin’ With Lovin’ On Your Mind (really it’s a Loretta Lynn song), or the ever popular In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. Perhaps I could record it and they could play it in my absence, with a life size cut out of me. Now that’s a wedding.

Lots of love, happiness, and joy to Perry and Camila.