We lost our electricity last night around midnight. I wouldn’t have noticed except the fan went off and I woke up HOT (and I’m rarely hot in bed anymore). Of course I had no flashlight in my bedroom so I had to try to find my way to a) the bathroom (how does my bladder know I’m up?) and b) my kitchen drawer where my flashlight is. Let’s all hope I never go blind because if I had to do this on a continuing basis I will have a lot of accidents.
So when I did get to my kitchen of course the flashlight wasn’t there. I did find a candle and just as I lit it the lights came back on. It was as if I was magical. The Great Hirschdini. I won’t quit my day job.