Quite An Achievement

I am very proud of myself. Last night I went to Target and I bought only the items on my list. OMG. If everyone did that Target would be out of business in a week. Going to Target just for toothpaste is like going to a whorehouse for a handshake … you just got to have a little more.

I heard the average shopper spends almost $100 each trip to Target. Of course it helps if I stay away from the area with the knick-knacks. You gotta love them knick-knacks you old patty whack.
My friend Annie is coming over tonight for dinner and a movie. I’m making hamburger helper, another gourmet meal from the Kitchen of Mary.
Vacation is only a few hours away. I can feel it coming on. Where are my flip-flops and tankini?