Sue Almost Killed Me

Happy belated birthday to my friend Sue. I feel bad that I forgot her birthday which was actually on the 29th. No good excuse even though on that day I woke up and thought to myself oh there is something so special about this day I wonder what it is then I brushed my teeth and took a shower all the time thinking about why is this such a wonderful day. At first I thought it was because I got to go back to work but even though that in itself is a great day, I knew there was something else. Well I got so distracted thinking about it when I was making breakfast I sat down once I put the souffle in the oven and I thought and thought “What is so special about this day” and I totally forgot about the souffle and bacon and fresh squeezed orange juice and homemade bread and jelly and the room became filled with smoke. I dropped to the floor and crawled on my belly to the door, trying to avoid the raging fire, and barely escaped with my life. And all because of you, Sue. Thanks a lot. You owe me a breakfast!!!!

Yep, that’s my story and I’m sticking with it. And by the way, this one’s for you: