The Big Four Oh My God I’m Old

Not me — that was nearly 6 years ago (or something like that). Happy birthday to my friend Peter who turns 40 today.

Happy birthday to you
You belong in the zoo
You look like a monkey
And smell like one too.
Ha, ha, ha. Peter you don’t look at day over 32 and neither do I — if you’ll say that out loud so will I.
You’re a good friend even if you are constantly telling me you hate me and that I’m a dork. Turd Ferguson and I love you.