The Boy Next Door — An Achievement in Cinema?

Screen Shot 2015-01-22 at 9.31.58 PMI keep seeing these ads for the movie The Boy Next Door.  It is based on real life — an incredibly good looking boy moves into a house that is next to an incredibly good looking, lonely, housewife. Of course they end up in bed, because that’s what is required by the ordinances of most cities when these events occur (which is usually “never” times the square root of “no way” divided by “when monkeys fly”).

This film was produced by the Wet Dreamworks Studio.

I’m hoping The Boy Next Door 2 will feature a boy with acne, dandruff, and who smells like — a teenage boy who moves next door to his grandmother’s best friend Sadie who has more facial hair than he has.