Yes, I’ve finally had to pull out my “oh my god it is frickin’ cold” hat out of the closet. Even Freckles was anxious to get back inside.
I have some big news — I finally found someone who annoys me more than that crazy Target lady. It’s that obnoxious woman who talks about nothing but regularity. She talks about it at weddings, on planes, in the stores — and I just want to tell her to get a hobby beyond bowel movements. Just imagine if there was a sale at Target of Phillips probiotic products and the bowel lady was being trained by the Target lady — oh the humanity. I must go and try to erase this horror from my mind. AAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH