Wake Me In 10 Minutes

I am way too tired to be allowed out in public. I might do something that I can’t be held accountable for. Really I think I should stay home and sleep not because I want to, but because it’s what is right for America.

I had to be at work at 7:30 yesterday and I have to be there that early again today. Why you are asking (or not asking). We are having seminars and for some unknown reason I got stuck with planning them. You have to get a place, send invitations, keep track of who is coming, make hotel reservations for the speakers, blah, blah, blah. And then there are the questions: How many box lunches do we need? How many microphones? Where are the bathrooms? Do you want fries with that? How am I suppose to know? (Oh god, another question.) But my favorite question of all was when I was asked if there was a place where someone could use their breast pump. I didn’t know what to tell him.

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  1. I have to be at work at 7:30 EVERY morning of my working life. I'm not bragging, I'm complaining. It really is wrong. About the breast pump? Someone was using an electric breast pump in our work restroom recently, and we (all women, mind you) were like, ewww!

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