When Shoes Go Bad

 Well if you are looking for a way to both spend a lot of money and break your neck have I got some ideas for you!!!!!

I must admit (well actually I don’t have to admit anything but after 57 years why stop now) if the Crazy Lacy shoe was a flat shoe, and didn’t cost a gazillon dollars, I would love to have such a sassy little number. But, even if I was a body double for Heidi Klum and had her money, I wouldn’t wear a shoe that looks like that nest stadium in China and the “heel” looks like a scaffold that citizens of Lilliput would climb. Wow I haven’t thought of Gulliver’s Travels in years. I loved that book. Now, after going to the source of all information (YouTube) I just saw that it’s a movie with Jack Black. I’m going to have to get that movie to watch.

Now what was I talking about? Shoes. I think this explains why there was butter on the table by the door (see yesterday’s post) — my mind wanders as much as my body wanders. I guess that makes me MIND WANDER WOMAN. I hope this doesn’t mean I have to wear those gigantic Diana Prince glasses.

I’m going to go put on my Saucony “athletic” shoes and head off to work. I may not be stylin’ but if I fall I’ll be a lot closer to the ground.

P.S. — Yesterday I said my boyfriend was back on television. I’m not sure where I got the idea he was back on last night but he doesn’t return until March. Once again, a mind is a terrible thing to waste – on me.