Where The Heck Is It?

As I mentioned yesterday, I’m rearranging furniture … well the furniture has been arranged, now I just need to put all the crap back where it belongs. I’ve been sweeping as I go along — getting all those dust bunnies that hide under furniture knowing that the chances of me moving a piece of furniture to go after it is pretty much non-existent. Unfortunately I’ve run into a bit of a problem. I have two brooms — I have no idea why I have two brooms but I do — and for the life of me I can’t find the dust pans that go with either one of them. I know I brought them out of the closet with the brooms but they have totally disappeared. I can understand how one could have landed underneath at pile somewhere but both of them? I know they’ll turn up eventually, I’m just wondering where.

There are a couple of other things I hope to find — my iPod nano – it’s pink and has been missing for months; my address book; my Target gift card I got for Christmas; and Jimmy Hoffa. I only hope to find Jimmy for the possible reward that could be involved. I’ll keep hunting. Wish me luck.

Here dust pan, come here little dust pan, come to mama.