Who Knew?

I learned last night on The Daily Show (where I get all my news) that Minneapolis is the number one gay city and San Francisco is number 11?!? I didn’t know. I’m not sure if this news will only add fuel to the fire of those people in St. Paul who think making gay marriage illegal is a number one priority.

Of course, they ran on the platform of more jobs and lower taxes and we all know that the possibility of gay marriage is what is keeping our economy down. Why just the other day I overheard this conversation “I was gonna buy me a new truck this year and but I just can’t risk it when there might be some gay marriage going on.” “Yeah, I know what you mean, I was going to hire 40 new people to work in my company but I can’t as long as marriage is not legally defined as being between a man and a woman.” No, really, I heard it. Trust me.

And now that Minneapolis is Number 1 the threat to our economy is even greater. We’ll never get a new Vikings’ stadium if we can’t get this marriage thing under control.