Yes it’s me in the dark because it is 6 in the morning. I have to be at the Convention Center by 6:30 to set up a booth for a conference today. OMG it’s early. Yes, I know many people get up at 5 every morning but I don’t. And then, I’m sitting here thinking what the heck is that noise and I realize our building’s caretaker is outside with his f*cking leaf blower. You don’t blow leaves (or anything else for that matter) at 6 in the morning. He is a moron wrapped in an idiot. Now you are beginning to see why I don’t get up at 5 in the morning — I’m very cranky.
Plus, Freckles isn’t here. I knew I’d never be able to get myself and her up and ready by 6:30 so she’s spending the night at doggie daycare. I miss her. Okay, I have to get going. Yikes, it’s early.